Step aside, outdated tech — this tee makes it crystal clear who rules the skies.
This bold and hilarious design features a cartoon F-35 jet rocking sunglasses and shouting “ZOOM!” as it flies circles around two smoking, terrified prop planes yelling “HELP!” The message? Fixed Wireless Fiber Always Wins. Every. Single. Time.
Perfect for tech pros, telecom warriors, and anyone who knows that old-school coax just can’t keep up.
🛩️ Premium cotton comfort
🎯 Printed for high detail and laughs
🔥 Conversation starter for MSPs, engineers & IT die-hards
💬 Available in white — looks great under a blazer or with your fiber install gear
Fixed Wireless Fiber Always Wins
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Returns may be accepted under certain conditions within a limited time after delivery. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition. Eligibility is determined on a case-by-case basis.